Train Wreck of the Day 12/30/12

Just when you think these guys cannot get any worse - boom. Here he is takin a shit and drinkin a beer. Thanks again Miranda for sending!

Train Wreck of the Day 12/29/12

Well I'm glad to see what we are working with here. Too bad this is his only picture - which means he is usually only DTF. Hope he brings a bag for his head.

Train Wreck of the Day 12/27/12

Caption reads, "hanging with my buddy Stanley." One can only assume that Stanley is the paper person also doing a back bend on the mat next to him. Hmmm. Well at least it isn't a blow up doll! Wonder who I'd have more fun with on the date?

The Dating Rules

So this guy, wants to display to all women who are lucky enough to come across his profile, the rules of dating. Well what if I don't like Spring Rolls? I'll be sure this gets in the next issue of Cosmo.

Train Wreck 12/25/12

I hope you are as lucky as this Santa and got exactly what you asked for this Christmas!

Train Wreck of the Day 12/24/12

My good friend Miranda passed along this gem. Caption reads "My mother thinks I'm lower than dirt and won't return my calls."

Well dude, if you can't get your own mother to call you back - how do you expect us to? Keep it classy dude.

TRAIN WRECK of the DAY 12/21/12

Well, if today is the end of the world - this guy is ready to protect you. Go get em Rambo.

TRAIN WRECK of the DAY 12/20/12

"So that's how it is in their family." Pretty weird dude - maybe you should keep your family make out photos in the album and I pray to god that Tattoo on your head is fake.

TRAIN WRECK of the DAY 12/19/12

This guy has a few tricks up his sleeve. Too bad he can't make his profile disappear.

TRAIN WRECK of the DAY 12/18/12

TRAIN WRECK of the DAY 12/15/12

Sorry but I don't date men who have a bigger cup size than I do. Sorry I'm not sorry.

TRAIN WRECK of the DAY 12/14/12

An early Christmas present

TRAIN WRECK of the DAY 12/13/12

Today's Special: Hot Dog with Everything on it.

TRAIN WRECK of the DAY 12/12/12

These pics are my favorite.  Thanks for the eye candy bud, but this picture tells me you are completely obsessed with yourself and you will probably tell a 110 lb girl that she's fat.  Its uncanny how many of these kind of pics you see on the reg. 

TRAIN WRECK of the DAY 12/11/12

Thanks for sharing. I'm so glad you have a wide variety of sneakers to choose from for our first date. Please refer to my picture of stilettos I have to shove up your ass.

TRAIN WRECK of the DAY 12/10/12

Meet Popeye the Sailor Man. 

I'm strong to the finich, '

Cause I eats me spinach, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!

TRAIN WRECK of the DAY 12/9/12

He calls himself Johnzilla. Wow

TRAIN WRECK of the DAY 12/7/12

The Lion King.  Well, every picture he has on his profile is of him and a Lion.  Did you know that Lions also love pepper and hate cinnamon?

TRAIN WRECK of the DAY 12/6/12

I <3 Sharpies!

TRAIN WRECK of the DAY 12/5/12

Cute - save it for America's Got Talent

TRAIN WRECK of the DAY 12/4/12

Yep - that's a bed.  Just a bed.  Guess this guy wants to let you know that A. He can make a great bed, and B. He has a place for you to hang out after your date.  Well, thanks Guy, but that comforter really isn't my style.

TRAIN WRECK of the DAY 12/3/12

Happy Monday! And while Halloween was a month ago, this guy wants to let you know what he looks like without skin. What a turn on

TRAIN WRECK of the DAY 12/2/12

1975 called. You are late for your Porn Star audition.

TRAIN WRECK of the DAY 12/1/12

It's the Jersey Shore Asian Body Building Contest.

TRAIN WRECK of the DAY 11/30/12

First off, we are very impressed with his Toe Touch and flexibility.  However he looks like he just shit out his friend. Needless to say, it got me to click on your page, but I won't write you back.  Can't date someone who is more flexible than I am - except for Van Damme of course.

TRAIN WRECK of the DAY - 11/29/12

Spider-Man. He'll be sure to snag you in his web.  Thanks to my friend Miranda for providing this gem!

TRAIN WRECK of the DAY - 11/28/12

It's HUNTIN Season! Come and git it girls!