Train Wreck of the Day 1/31/13

Now that's what I call a flavor savor!

Train Wreck of the Day 1/30/13

No, actually you don't. Stop taking selfies in the gym when you don't have jacked arms.

Train Wreck of the Day 1/28/13

Why do guys think its ok to put up a bizarre pic as their only picture. Sure guy - you look real normal.

Profile of the Week 1/26/13

This guy seems like a class act. A real find. I bet he gets all the girls

Train Wreck of the Day 1/24/13

"You spin my head right round right round like a record baby..."

Sweet line beard guy - did you use Painters tape to perfect that?

Train Wreck of the Day 1/23/13

I know I already made fun of this, but it is just uncanny to me how many guys take selfies in the tanning bed - and post it. I'm sure this pic is on his Facebook as well. Guys that go tanning should be trying to hide it - not promote it.

Te'oed

The world of online dating can be pretty scary.  If you think about it, there are tons of psychos in the world, and who is to say that the people you are chatting with online are really who you think they are?  Look at the whole Manti Te’o story.  It can happen to anyone, and this whole Cat Fish thing is a reality whether we want to believe it or not.  So how do we know if the guy we are talking to is legit?  Luckily for me, (knock on wood) I have not run into any real psychos or cat fish scenarios.  I cannot, however, say the same for my friends.

Veronica went out with this guy who she thought was perfect.  Tall, dark, handsome, a doctor and had a place on the beach.  They chatted on line for a bit, exchanged more pics and then decided to meet.  He looked just like his pictures, took her to a nice restaurant and paid for everything.  Wow, who knew you could meet someone so perfect on the internet.  After 3 dates, she was thinking about going home with him after their date, but she had a feeling she should just call it a night and wait one more date.  Good thing she did.  The next day she googled him.  To her surprise – the second hit on his name brought her to this web site - http://www.datingpsychos.com/

Turns out, he is a complete sociopath who video tapes sexual encounters, and tricks girls into getting whatever he wants.  Is this going to scare me off online dating? Probably not, but I will be sure to get their full names and check them out on this site before I go out with them – you should do the same!

Train Wreck if the Day 1/21/13

Well, if you ever need a tow - this guy is available.

Train Wreck of the Day 1/19/13

Does this guy really think this is his best angle? Hey dude - you are on a dating website - not Play Girl. At least buy me a drink before you show me your ass. Thanks

Train Wreck of the Day 1/17/13

Hey Brah...sweet skids in the lobby if your apt. Keep it real

Train Wreck of the Day 1/16/13

Caption reads: "Hot couple looking for a young, hot, fit female to join in on our sex games. Inquire within."

Train Wreck of the Day 1/15/13

"My profession may say cab driver, but people in this city leave great tips.  I can take you out for a shrimp dinner at the Golden Corral - my treat."

Train Wreck of the Day 1/14/13

Got Wood?

Train Wreck of the Day 1/9/13

Yes, he is kissing his bicep. I just can't...

Train Wreck of the Day 1/8/13

I don't think it was Halloween - homeboy wears this on the reg

Straight Up?

I love when you get an email from a guy who has a decent pic, late twenties, straight, banker, 6'0 and you think - wow, score! Then you open the rest of the pics and you realize you have even more in common - turns out you have the same wardrobe from Victoria's Secret. Come on people! If you like to dress as a woman - and you publicly display this on the Internet - you are not straight. And if you think you are, you should probably get therapy and a clue. No normal straight girl is going to go out with you knowing you are a tranny. Might want to save that info for the 3rd date.

Train Wreck of the Day 1//7/13

If this is right, I wanna be wrong!

Train Wreck of the Day 1/4/13

Is that a halo around your head or are you just happy to see me?

Train Wreck of the Day 1/3/13

This guy wants you to know that he keeps going, and going.....

Train Wreck of the Day 1/1/13

As we start the new year, it's important to remember a few things. Don't mix too many liquors when drinking (it's not pretty) always have an escape route, and don't tan so much that you become a different race. It's tacky. Happy New Year!!