Train Wreck of the Day 2/28/13

In case you were wondering...

Train Wreck of the Day 2/25/13

Roid Rage has a whole new meaning. His measurements are 60-24-36. Only if he's 5'3

Train Wreck of the Day 2/22/13

Enough Monkey business already. I'd rather date the monkey.

Train Wreck of the Day 2/20/13

Got Tats?

Train Wreck of the Day 2/19/13

"Money talks, and bullshit walks." Check please.

Train Wreck of the Day 2/18/13

Happy Monday! Not only does this guy have the best crustache east of the Mississippi, but he is here to let you know that they now sell collagen on Groupon. Pucker up

Profile of the Week 2/16/13

Just what the world needs - another short cheap Jewish Guy who doesn't drink

Train Wreck of the Day 2/15/13

This is a classic case of old dudes posting pics from 10 years ago. This guy's profile says he is 42. Unless he ate some of Jack's magic beans, homeslice is not 42 in this pic. Especially since Puka Shells went out in 1994. So either post recent pics or lose the Puka Shells. Come on bro!

Train Wreck of the Day 2/14/13

Who's a Douche Bag? This Guy!! Hope your Valentine isn't a Douche!

Train Wreck of the Day 2/13/13

So this guy wants me to come over for a shot of Whisky and to chop me up into little pieces. Are these people for real? I mean what about this makes him think girls will come running? It makes them go running. Far away you maniac.

Train Wreck of the Day 2/12/13

He tried out for a Geico commercial but he didn't make the cut.

Train Wreck of the Day 2/11/13

Now this has to be the best pic I've seen in a while. Hi-5 dude. If only everyone shared your enthusiasm, we'd all get laid a little more often. Well played.

Train Wreck of the Day 2/9/13

Well Bro - if you are gonna advertise yourself as a single man on a dating site - take off the wedding ring.

Train Wreck of the Day 2/7/13

Well, big tough guy has a manly bike and a girly dog. Keep it real guy.

Train Wreck of the Day 2/6/13

Well, this is a Man, and that is his bathtub. He likes to wear woman's lingerie. He is looking for a woman - most likely to borrow her clothes. It's fine.

Train Wreck if the Day 2/4/13

Caption Reads "I don't have a car right now so I bike around. Gets me in shape, but I can't pick you up so we'll have to meet somewhere."

Profile of the week 2/3/13

Three Men and a Dating site. A free dating site - how hard is it to create your own profile? Creepy