Train Wreck of the Day 3/31/13

Happy Easter! Don't you wish you had a bunny suit like that?

Train Wreck of the Day 3/30/13

Mustache ride anyone??

Train Wreck of the Day 3/29/13

This guy's headline reads "Excuse me, but haven't I been in you?" He instantly states that dating him would be a bad decision. Gee bro - ya think?

Train Wreck of the Day 3/28/13

Ok dude - we get it - you are a male nurse! How about you post a pic of you so we can see if you are a cross dresser too?

Train Wreck of the Day 3/27/13

Well I've never seen a "back" selfie mirror shot. And what is going on with his neck? Gross.

Featured Profile

Well, I'm not sure I really know what to say about this one. Apparently he thinks this a reality TV audition or something? Your dirty laundry goes in the washer - not the Internet!

Train Wreck of the Day 3/26/13

This guy is OFF the Charts!!

Fukkin A!!!

Seriously, WHERE do theses people come from???

Train Wreck of the Day 3/22/13

This must be Snooki's older brother. She never liked him much since he was always stealing her spray tan.

Before, and after:

Train Wreck of the Day 3/20/13

Sometimes people are just too weird for their own good. This is creepy - not cute

Train Wreck of the Day 3/19/13

Shake your ass, watch yourself. Shake your ass - show me what you're working with. Well he couldn't put his actual penis on his profile so he thought this was his only option.

The King of Single

Even MJ couldn't have been this weird...

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Top 'o the mornin to ya!! Maybe today you'll be as lucky as this guy!

Train Wreck of the Day 3/16/13

I don't even know where to start with this one. What would possess someone to take their face and put it with cats and rainbows? This guy is seriously disturbed. Pretty sure most girls aren't looking for creepy and crazy in a guy these days.

Train Wreck of the Day 3/15/13

This one speaks for itself

Train Wreck(s) of the Day 3/14/13

What is it with guys and pictures of fish? Yes we are very proud you can put your stick in the water and reel in a fish. I'm sure it takes hard work - but it's gross. I don't want to look at you holding that poor bloody fish. How about I start posting pictures of every new shoe I buy. There is also a lot of hard work that goes into finding the perfect shoes to fit your feet. Oh you don't care? Great - neither do I.

Train Wreck of the Day 3/13/13

I hope he has a hole in his suit!

Profile of the Week 3/12/13

Sorry girls - he won't kiss a guy unless you really want him to.

Train Wreck of the Day 3/12/13

I mean this is just hysterical. Sometimes I do Pilates in the desert. But make sure a snake doesn't crawl up your ass.

Train Wreck of the Day 3/11/13

Settle down guy. Few observations here:
1. Your body is not hot
2. You tattooed Rosary Beads on you?
3. You look nothing like Pauly D or the Situation
4. Does the V stand for Virgin? Because clearly you don't get laid.

Keep the Sauce on Your Pasta

Can someone please explain to me why suddenly online dating has become the new GQ? People are really just throwing it all out there. This isn't Instagram, and it's not a model search site. Therefore you posing naked in some saucy pose is not going to make think you are a normal stand up guy. I am going to think you are completely obsessed with yourself, and would take longer to get ready than I would. Women these days (at least ones in their 30's) don't have time for prima donnas and divas. Throw a shirt on and stop the sexy blue steel poses. You look like a douche.

Train Wreck of the Day 3/8/13

Well if this is your best picture - put me down for Saturday night. Gimme a break

Train Wreck of the Day 3/7/13

Imagine crawling up a guy's leg and coming across this on his thigh? Probably won't kill the mood at all. Nah

Train Wreck of the Day 3/6/13

Say hello to Bieber's younger brother. He got an A in finger painting class.

Train Wreck of the Day 3/5/13

Well I think this one speaks for itself. He says he wears the actual mask up front since most people wear one figuratively speaking. He wants to be upfront and honest. Great start Bro. Great start.

Train Wreck of the Day 3/4/13

Is this guy pitching a tent and proud of it? Are we supposed to think this is hot?? What is wrong with these guys!

Train Wreck of the Day 3/3/13

Is this guy serious? Not only is he clearly posting a pic with a girlfriend of some sort - but he is letting us know that she was worthy enough to be his wallpaper on his phone. These people really get dumber by the minute.

Profile of the Week 3/2/13

Train Wreck of the Day 3/2/13

He says - call me Superman. I won't call him at all.

Train Wreck of the Day 3/1/13

Sure, this isn't creepy at all.