Train Wreck of the Day 10/31/13

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Turns out this guy isn't dressed up for Halloween, he just likes to have fun and gets turned on by pretending to be a Werewolf. Sounds creepy. 

Train Wreck of the Day 10/29/13

Is this guy serious?? Posting his freakin unattainable Christmas list on his dating profile? If you are lookin for a sugar momma - I got news for ya, you aren't gonna find her on Plenty of Fish! But, I do wish you Plenty of Luck on the site. 

Train Wreck of the Day 10/24/13

Ladies and gentlemen! Please direct your attention to stage 2 where you will witness the most amazing athletic display of dancing since Magic Mike. This guy is a part time banker/part time exotic dancer. I can appreciate your profession (and thank you) but lets not use this picture to attract potential suitors. Thanks. 

Train Wreck of the Day 10/22/13

This guy not only has a great pic, but his About Me section is pretty epic. Fake ass mofos. I just can't. The only picture he provided is this blurry selfie that enhances his man boobs and 4 month  baby bump. I hope he finds himself a great baby momma. 

Train Wreck of the Day 10/18/13

It's one thing to pose for 4 pics in the same location, but it's another to give you a play by play. We get it, your parents have a pool table. The captions on these really give you a sense of who this guy is. If you didn't know he was obsessed with himself by the pictures alone, the captions seal the deal for you. Make sure he sits in the seat facing the mirror. 

Train Wreck of the Day 10/16/13

I'm proud. I really am. You can stand on your head - what a feat. So what is this picture supposed to tell me about you? Can't see your face, and it appears you are wearing sweatpants that have elastic ankles. Your form isn't even that great. Keep trying! 

Train Wreck of the Day 10/14/13

Not sure what "pack" you are referring to, but you do have nice pecks. I don't really want to touch them though, but thanks. Also, the fact that you can't spell pecks is also alarming. 

Train Wreck of the Day 10/12/13

Your waist is half the size of mine. You make my hour glass figure look like a refrigerator. I'd be scared the dragon would get me in the middle of the night. No thanks. 

Train Wreck of the Day 10/8/13

Listen Bro, if you are too lazy to take a towel to wipe off your mirror before you take your selfie, then you are a gross pig and I want no part of you - or your bathroom. NEXT! 

Train Wreck of the Day 10/7/13

So this guy isn't creepy. Makes you really wanna go out with him when he has pictures of evil animals and portrays the psycho killer from the movie "The Call."

This is comforting knowing we are already taking a big risk of finding a psycho with online dating alone. Thanks for confirming. 

Train Wreck of the Day 10/1/13

Since this is the first day of SOXtober, it only seems appropriate to post a Red Sox Fan. Normally, I would never call a Sox fan tragic. However, dude, this isn't the leaning tower of Pisa, it's Fenway.