Train Wreck of the Day 11/26/13

Aces are high and I'm wild! Not really sure what is going on here. Is he doing a magic card trick? I have never seen a selfie quite like this one. Either way it appears he had a few tricks up his sleeve. 

Train Wreck of the Day 11/25/13

Yup, no caption needed here. 

Train Wreck of the Day 11/22/13

I'm guessing this guy has one hell of a story since he survived this near shark attack. He also has great Photoshop skills. 

Train Wreck of the Day 11/21/13

Yup, he's a priest. Well, at least he's honest. Thanks, but I'm not really looking for a dry hump and a pat on the ass.

Train Wreck of the Day 11/20/13

This guy wants to cast a magical spell on you, and then throw you in his trunk. 

Train Wreck of the Day 11/19/13

I seem to find these pictures on a profile more often than not. Are you engaged and looking for a third? Are you just trying to tell me you aren't afraid of commitment? Why the hell do you have an Engagement collage on your freakin profile? So I asked him. He said - why do you ask, are you jealous it's not you? Yea guy, I'm really jealous. I can't. 

 

Train Wreck of the Day 11/18/13

So, is he telling me he's hung like a horse? 

Train wreck of the Day 11/16/13

Wow. Just wow. Yes, that is Jabba the Hut. Yes, he is naked with a chain around his neck. No, I will not under ANY circumstance go out with you. Call a storm trooper. 

Train Wreck of the Day 11/15/13

Oh, hello Mr. Snaggle tooth! Happy Friday to you too! 

Train Wreck of the Day 11/14/13

So, what's up with that hair? What are you doing? I can give you 3 reasons why I won't respond to you. 

Train Wreck of the Day 11/11/13

Happy Veterans Day! And what other way to celebrate those who fought for our country, than to feature a man on a horse? Or, a unicorn, in a speedo, flexing. It appears "Swiss" is a confident man who can take care of his woman. We have a date on Saturday. 

Train Wreck of the Day 11/7/13

This guy is too hot to cover up his eyes. But what's with the selfie collage? As if one selfie isn't bad enough, we need a collage of his emotions? I still wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers, but lets tone it down a notch! 

Train Wreck of the Day 11/4/13

I know I complain about selfies all the time, but enough already with the gym selfies! Great, you work out. I get it. But if you have peanut arms and just post gym selfies, well then I think you are taking too many pics and not lifting enough weights. Just like with any social media - NO ONE  GIVES A SHIT. I'm glad you are healthy, but stop taking pics of yourself in the gym. You look like a douche.