Train Wreck of the Day 4/10/14

Well, I'm not really sure what to say. Is this his pet? His kid? His midget friend? Is that a necklace or a snack for later? And you want to take me out? Should I make the reservation for 2 or 3 people.....

Train Wreck of the Day 4/5/14

In case you lost your swag, now you know where to find it. Also, it's good to know he uses protection.