Train Wreck of the Day 4/10/14

Well, I'm not really sure what to say. Is this his pet? His kid? His midget friend? Is that a necklace or a snack for later? And you want to take me out? Should I make the reservation for 2 or 3 people.....

Train Wreck of the Day 4/5/14

In case you lost your swag, now you know where to find it. Also, it's good to know he uses protection. 

Train Wreck of the Day 3/28/14

Well, it appears this guy wants to be a family man. It also appears that he is a complete weirdo. 

Train Wreck of the Day 3/11/14

He's got a BIG truck and a small dick. 

Train Wreck of the Day 3/10/14

This guy enjoys picnics in the park, long walks on the beach, and needs to sell his wedding ring. The only pics he's ever had taken of him were at his wedding. Since the bride never showed up he now has a nice array of professional photos for his online dating profiles. 

Train Wreck of the Day 3/9/14

When I grow up, I want to be a pedofile. I can't grow a mustache so I just drew one on. 

I think the rubber gloves are nice touch. 

Train Wreck of the Day 3/8/14

How many licks does it take to get to the.....

Train Wreck of the Day 2/10/14

Nice to see that he spends time with his belongings and takes good care of his, um, animals? 

Train Wreck of the Day 1/14/14

Bieber Fever? Nice fade bro...

Train Wreck of the Day 1/10/14

A friend passed along this gem. Hey, if you are gonna wear a speedo, you may as well do it in a split. While flexing. In a body building contest. And use it as your dating profile pic. End of story. 

Train Wreck of the Day 1/8/14

Happy 2014! We are starting it off with a BANG! Welcome to the party bitches! 

Train Wreck of the Day 12/29/13

Well this guy is hard at work. Hold on guys - don't operate that crane without me, I think I look damn good in this hard hat so I'm gonna go take a quick selfie in the bathroom. 

Train Wreck of the Day 12/25/13

Merry Christmas! Looks like this guy got everything he wanted! All he needs now is a clue. Can't wait to see what he gets me! 

Train Wreck of the Day 12/23/13

So you dress up like Santa. Cute. Do you have jolly red cheeks and a beer belly? If so, I want you to bring me a hot guy for Christmas. Thanks!

Train Wreck of the Day 12/20/13

It's Friday Bitches! What better way to celebrate the Friday before the Holidays, than to do a little frolicking? Get after it! 

Train Wreck of the Day 12/17/13

So clearly, this pic was taken in 1995. Who the hell still has roller blades!? Not to mention that sweet crustache! Dude probably looks 50 by now! Just keepin it real!

Train Wreck of the Day 12/16/13

I think this guy will be a great Father one day! 

Train Wreck of the Day 12/13/13

You know, most times I don't like to wear pants. But I'll usually keep my ass covered - especially when in public. This guy wants to share it with everyone at the event, as well as all his potential dates. He's keepin it real - especially with that epic tattoo on his ass. I'm definitely going to respond to his message. 

Train Wreck of the Month 12/6/13

This guy claims he's not religious but thought this was a cool pic that his friend had on his profile. Apparently he got a lot of ass so he wanted to give it a shot. Hmm, would you bang this guy?

Train Wreck of the Day 12/4/13

Just when it's starting to get a little chilly outside, this tropical background will warm you right up! This looks a little Lord of the Apes to me, but who am I to judge?