Train Wreck of the Day 10/12/13

Your waist is half the size of mine. You make my hour glass figure look like a refrigerator. I'd be scared the dragon would get me in the middle of the night. No thanks. 

Train Wreck of the Day 10/8/13

Listen Bro, if you are too lazy to take a towel to wipe off your mirror before you take your selfie, then you are a gross pig and I want no part of you - or your bathroom. NEXT! 

Train Wreck of the Day 10/7/13

So this guy isn't creepy. Makes you really wanna go out with him when he has pictures of evil animals and portrays the psycho killer from the movie "The Call."

This is comforting knowing we are already taking a big risk of finding a psycho with online dating alone. Thanks for confirming. 

Train Wreck of the Day 10/1/13

Since this is the first day of SOXtober, it only seems appropriate to post a Red Sox Fan. Normally, I would never call a Sox fan tragic. However, dude, this isn't the leaning tower of Pisa, it's Fenway. 

Train Wreck of the Day 9/30/13

This guy wants you to know that he is pretty busy. He can definitely make time for you, but just give him a minute or two. He's currently on the phone with his mother, letting her know that he won't be home for dinner tonight. 

Train Wreck of the Day 9/28/13

Dude, wow. I'm so glad you rolled up the sleeves on your T-shirt to show off your huge guns, and that epic farmers tan. Classic. 

Train Wreck of the Day 9/25/13

This guy is hard at work. What is he an entertainer? You walk around on stilts? Are you handicapped? If you are a painter - did you ever hear of a ladder? I don't know what the hell is going on here, but it's not gonna get him a date. 

Train Wreck of the Day 9/24/13

So, chances are you aren't aware that you don't pop your collar on a dress shirt, and also that this fad went out in 1985 - along with diamond studs on white dudes. But good luck on the site 😊