Train Wreck of the Day 12/13/13

You know, most times I don't like to wear pants. But I'll usually keep my ass covered - especially when in public. This guy wants to share it with everyone at the event, as well as all his potential dates. He's keepin it real - especially with that epic tattoo on his ass. I'm definitely going to respond to his message. 

Train Wreck of the Month 12/6/13

This guy claims he's not religious but thought this was a cool pic that his friend had on his profile. Apparently he got a lot of ass so he wanted to give it a shot. Hmm, would you bang this guy?

Train Wreck of the Day 12/4/13

Just when it's starting to get a little chilly outside, this tropical background will warm you right up! This looks a little Lord of the Apes to me, but who am I to judge? 

Train Wreck of the Day 12/3/13

Mo Money Mo Problems! Damn shorty, you tryin to let us know you in the drug dealin biznass? Or did you just rob a bank?? Damn, that's tight yo. Bet you're gonna buy me a nice steak dinner at the Golden Corral! 

Train Wreck of the Day 12/2/13

Tis the season! Time for cheer and joy and expressing yourself on Rob Gronkowski's body. Yea.....

Train Wreck of the Day 11/26/13

Aces are high and I'm wild! Not really sure what is going on here. Is he doing a magic card trick? I have never seen a selfie quite like this one. Either way it appears he had a few tricks up his sleeve. 

Train Wreck of the Day 11/25/13

Yup, no caption needed here. 

Train Wreck of the Day 11/22/13

I'm guessing this guy has one hell of a story since he survived this near shark attack. He also has great Photoshop skills. 

Train Wreck of the Day 11/21/13

Yup, he's a priest. Well, at least he's honest. Thanks, but I'm not really looking for a dry hump and a pat on the ass.

Train Wreck of the Day 11/20/13

This guy wants to cast a magical spell on you, and then throw you in his trunk.