Train Wreck of the Day 12/30/12

Just when you think these guys cannot get any worse - boom. Here he is takin a shit and drinkin a beer. Thanks again Miranda for sending!

Train Wreck of the Day 12/29/12

Well I'm glad to see what we are working with here. Too bad this is his only picture - which means he is usually only DTF. Hope he brings a bag for his head.

Train Wreck of the Day 12/27/12

Caption reads, "hanging with my buddy Stanley." One can only assume that Stanley is the paper person also doing a back bend on the mat next to him. Hmmm. Well at least it isn't a blow up doll! Wonder who I'd have more fun with on the date?

The Dating Rules

So this guy, wants to display to all women who are lucky enough to come across his profile, the rules of dating. Well what if I don't like Spring Rolls? I'll be sure this gets in the next issue of Cosmo.

Train Wreck 12/25/12

I hope you are as lucky as this Santa and got exactly what you asked for this Christmas!

Train Wreck of the Day 12/24/12

My good friend Miranda passed along this gem. Caption reads "My mother thinks I'm lower than dirt and won't return my calls."

Well dude, if you can't get your own mother to call you back - how do you expect us to? Keep it classy dude.

TRAIN WRECK of the DAY 12/21/12

Well, if today is the end of the world - this guy is ready to protect you. Go get em Rambo.

TRAIN WRECK of the DAY 12/20/12

"So that's how it is in their family." Pretty weird dude - maybe you should keep your family make out photos in the album and I pray to god that Tattoo on your head is fake.

TRAIN WRECK of the DAY 12/19/12

This guy has a few tricks up his sleeve. Too bad he can't make his profile disappear.