Confessions of the Online Dater

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Train Wreck of the Day 6/27/13

We have all heard of the cat ladies, but what about the cat guys? Not sure this is a great way to advertise yourself since you already look crazy.

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Train Wreck of the Day 6/26/13

Thanks for giving us a clear view of your back and disgusting bathroom. Epic.

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Train Wreck of the Day 6/25/13

So I can't really call this one a train wreck, because there is nothing wrong with this pic. I have just never had a little person ask me out for a date before. How does this work? Clearly I can't wear heels, and if I wear a dress he may be looking up it. Do I pick him up? Do I have to order a booster seat at the restaurant? There are a lot of questions I need answered.

Roses are Red...

Well, I have never received a poem on this site. Couldn't have said it better myself. You are the thorn in my ass, and no, I still don't want to go out with you.

Monday, June 24, 2013

Train Wreck of the Day 6/24/13

I get that he says this is a magazine shot, but come on dude - what's with the garbage can drawings? They couldn't find any real props to spice up the pic? Hey, go on a date with me and we can sit on this ledge and have imaginary visions of our date.

Friday, June 21, 2013

Train Wreck of the Day 6/21/13

Listen up Hercules - nice collage. Nice ponytail. Nice non muscles. Nice do-rag. Sign me up for a date ASAP. I'm sure you will take me to the Golden Corral for a low country boil!

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Train Wreck of the Day 6/20

It's not very often that I am rendered speechless, but it has happened. This is just too unbelievable not to post. How anyone thinks this is appropriate to put on their profile is beyond me!

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Train Wreck of the Day 6/19/13

Hey Mom, can you take a few shots of my muscles? And just in case the first or second muscle pic doesn't do it for you, you have 5 chances to see how big of a douche bag this guy is! His Mom is really proud.

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Train Wreck of the Day 6/18/13

This guy is more angry than Eminem! Looks like someone has received a few messages telling him that his 9 shirtless selfies are a bit tacky! Maybe he should take a hint and listen to the people!