Train Wreck of the Day 9/30/13

This guy wants you to know that he is pretty busy. He can definitely make time for you, but just give him a minute or two. He's currently on the phone with his mother, letting her know that he won't be home for dinner tonight. 

Train Wreck of the Day 9/28/13

Dude, wow. I'm so glad you rolled up the sleeves on your T-shirt to show off your huge guns, and that epic farmers tan. Classic. 

Train Wreck of the Day 9/25/13

This guy is hard at work. What is he an entertainer? You walk around on stilts? Are you handicapped? If you are a painter - did you ever hear of a ladder? I don't know what the hell is going on here, but it's not gonna get him a date. 

Train Wreck of the Day 9/24/13

So, chances are you aren't aware that you don't pop your collar on a dress shirt, and also that this fad went out in 1985 - along with diamond studs on white dudes. But good luck on the site 😊

Train Wreck of the Day 9/23/13

I don't always put really hot pictures of me on my profile, but when I do, I wear a bandana. 

Train Wreck of the Day 9/19/13

What is this? Prom 2013?

Train Wreck of the Day 9/18/13

I've really had it with all these Rico Suave wannabes. I get that girls are worse, but at least they are girls! Put your clothes on and stop posing like a douche bag. Hi-5 for your hot body (some of you), but it's time to use your steroid money to buy a clue. 

Train Wreck of the Day 9/18/13

So he finds a real huge Turtle, it dies, and he decides it would be cool to get into his shell? Gross. I bet he's slow as shit too.