Train Wreck of the Day 8/4/13

Here we go. You have a black eye, and a pair of panties on your head. You used a description box that is supposed to just include a tagline in Tinder, to explain how you are a hobo who got shot at 15. I'll tell you what though, I really could have really used that info upfront before I went out with the Cheese grater, drug dealer guy. So I appreciate the info and will not be getting on your level and swiping to the right.