Train Wreck of the Day 4/30/13

It appears this guy wants to deliver you a package...

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Well I thought this was my perfect match until he said he liked Luther Vandross. So close...

Train Wreck of the Day 4/26/13

Few observations here:

Clearly, you are not a model. This is not a real magazine, it's something you created with an app- so don't post - "Yea, this is me." Do you really think people are that stupid to be like - OMG! He's a model on a magazine, and then line up for a date with you? The people on these sites get more delusional each day. It's a sad dating world we live in with clowns like this running around!

Train Wreck of the Day 4/25/13

How many things can you find wrong with this picture? His headline reads, "Asian Sensation. No persuasion here."

Clearly.

Train Wreck of the Day 4/24/13

This guy just had too many good pics not to share them all! I'm not really sure who tells these people this is the best way to get girls. Sick body guy, but I think you should give your little sister her shorts back.

Train Wreck of the Day 4/23/13

He's probably a huge dick!

Train Wreck of the Day 4/22/13

We can only hope guy, we can only hope!

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You wear nail polish, can paint my toe nails with designs, and use the word caress? Yea you are super straight.

Train Wreck of the Day 4/17/13

Good Lord!! Doesn't he know by now that mullets are no longer socially acceptable? Clearly he is business in the front, but the back is no party - that's a damn hot mess! The chocolates make him look like a nice sweet guy. Of course he is, cause that's all he has going for him. Sorry I'm not sorry.

Train Wreck of the Day 4/15

Sure, this as your profile pic is going to make me respond to you.

Train Wreck of the Day 4/13/13

I hear ya bro - that's how I feel today too.

Train Wreck of the Day 4/12/13

Umm, I'm confused. What is happening here and why are you pretending to be a heterosexual on this dating site?

Train Wreck of the Day 4/11/13

Magna Cum Laude class of 1993. Sweet, I didn't even know they had cameras back then.

Train Wreck of the Day 4/10/13

It's a bird, it's a plane, no - it's an Asian James Bond. The name is Bond. Psy Bond.

Train Wreck of the Day 4/9/13

Well, if you are searching for the big guns - look no further. Your Prince has come.

Train Wreck of the Day 4/8/13

Well, if you are into eating Asian babies - I guess this would suit you. Personally I'm more of a pork fried rice and Kung pow chicken kind of girl...

Train Wreck of the Day 4/7/13

Well way to go on your work out. Those are some serious pipes. Now let's focus on a new Interior Designer...

Train Wreck of the Day 4/6/13

Umm, is this kid from The Grudge?

Train Wreck of the Day 4/5/13

I mean WHAT is going on here? And WHY would you put this as a pic on your dating profile? Way to put your best foot forward!

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Well doesn't this guy seem like he is quite the catch. Making a damn laundry list of things he "doesn't" want. Although he does make some good points, this guy is so ugly that even Helen Keller wouldn't go out with him. When you can walk the walk - then you can talk the talk.

Train Wreck of the Day 4/4/13

Well, you gotta love a man in uniform - but a bus driver's uniform? I don't think that qualifies. And thanks for all the angled shots of the bus you drive. I go easy, I go sleazy, I go Greyhound.

Train Wreck of the Day 4/3/13

It appears this guy can crack walnuts with his pinky. I'd be afraid he would roll over and kill me in my sleep!

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Yet another classic case of airing your dirty laundry. These people are disturbed on so many levels.

Train Wreck of the Day 4/1/13

Well this looks like one hell of an April Fools joke to me. Hope you still have your feet in that "Golden opportunity."