Train Wreck of the Day 9/30/13

This guy wants you to know that he is pretty busy. He can definitely make time for you, but just give him a minute or two. He's currently on the phone with his mother, letting her know that he won't be home for dinner tonight. 

Train Wreck of the Day 9/28/13

Dude, wow. I'm so glad you rolled up the sleeves on your T-shirt to show off your huge guns, and that epic farmers tan. Classic. 

Train Wreck of the Day 9/25/13

This guy is hard at work. What is he an entertainer? You walk around on stilts? Are you handicapped? If you are a painter - did you ever hear of a ladder? I don't know what the hell is going on here, but it's not gonna get him a date. 

Train Wreck of the Day 9/24/13

So, chances are you aren't aware that you don't pop your collar on a dress shirt, and also that this fad went out in 1985 - along with diamond studs on white dudes. But good luck on the site 😊

Train Wreck of the Day 9/23/13

I don't always put really hot pictures of me on my profile, but when I do, I wear a bandana. 

Train Wreck of the Day 9/19/13

What is this? Prom 2013?

Train Wreck of the Day 9/18/13

I've really had it with all these Rico Suave wannabes. I get that girls are worse, but at least they are girls! Put your clothes on and stop posing like a douche bag. Hi-5 for your hot body (some of you), but it's time to use your steroid money to buy a clue. 

Train Wreck of the Day 9/18/13

So he finds a real huge Turtle, it dies, and he decides it would be cool to get into his shell? Gross. I bet he's slow as shit too. 

Train Wreck of the Day 9/16/13

Is he copping a feel on a Wax Figure Lindsay Lohan????? Really dude?

Train Wreck of the Day 9/13/13

Happy Friday, the 13th! As if this day isn't full if creepy things already, we have to add creepy guys to the mix as well. I wonder if they think these pictures are going to attract a nice girl they can bring home to Mom? 

Train Wreck of the Day 9/12/13

Hmm. Look at you with your fedora at the pool. You are so cool I can't stand it!

I hear sunscreen is popular again this year. 

Train Wreck of the Day 9/10/13

This is kind of funny, but it's something I would use on my FB profile instead of my dating one. 

Train Wreck of the Day 9/9/13

Gross. Get some Crest White Strips and keep your damn tongue in your mouth! Seriously, you look like a crazy psycho! 

Train Wreck of the Day 9/6/13

You are wearing a YOLO shirt. Enough said loser. 

Train Wreck of the Day 9/2/13

What is this? This is your dating profile pic? All I got out of this is that you are Asian and extremely weird. WTF?