Train Wreck of the Day 12/29/13

Well this guy is hard at work. Hold on guys - don't operate that crane without me, I think I look damn good in this hard hat so I'm gonna go take a quick selfie in the bathroom. 

Train Wreck of the Day 12/25/13

Merry Christmas! Looks like this guy got everything he wanted! All he needs now is a clue. Can't wait to see what he gets me! 

Train Wreck of the Day 12/23/13

So you dress up like Santa. Cute. Do you have jolly red cheeks and a beer belly? If so, I want you to bring me a hot guy for Christmas. Thanks!

Train Wreck of the Day 12/20/13

It's Friday Bitches! What better way to celebrate the Friday before the Holidays, than to do a little frolicking? Get after it! 

Train Wreck of the Day 12/17/13

So clearly, this pic was taken in 1995. Who the hell still has roller blades!? Not to mention that sweet crustache! Dude probably looks 50 by now! Just keepin it real!

Train Wreck of the Day 12/16/13

I think this guy will be a great Father one day! 

Train Wreck of the Day 12/13/13

You know, most times I don't like to wear pants. But I'll usually keep my ass covered - especially when in public. This guy wants to share it with everyone at the event, as well as all his potential dates. He's keepin it real - especially with that epic tattoo on his ass. I'm definitely going to respond to his message. 

Train Wreck of the Month 12/6/13

This guy claims he's not religious but thought this was a cool pic that his friend had on his profile. Apparently he got a lot of ass so he wanted to give it a shot. Hmm, would you bang this guy?

Train Wreck of the Day 12/4/13

Just when it's starting to get a little chilly outside, this tropical background will warm you right up! This looks a little Lord of the Apes to me, but who am I to judge? 

Train Wreck of the Day 12/3/13

Mo Money Mo Problems! Damn shorty, you tryin to let us know you in the drug dealin biznass? Or did you just rob a bank?? Damn, that's tight yo. Bet you're gonna buy me a nice steak dinner at the Golden Corral! 

Train Wreck of the Day 12/2/13

Tis the season! Time for cheer and joy and expressing yourself on Rob Gronkowski's body. Yea.....