Train Wreck of the Day 5/31/13

It's Friday, and the last day of May - so let's go out with a bang! 

Safe to say, I have a few questions. How did he do that silhouette with his pic? Did he write that poem all by himself? Is this Ice T? He also put up a pic of his bike. Thanks, but you just ruined my lunch. 

Train Wreck of the Day 5/30/13

So, is this guy standing in front of an advertisement for a Drag Show? Is he trying to promote it? Is he one of the performers? Will he be attending? Why oh why, would anyone make this their online dating profile pic????

Train Wreck of the Day 5/29/13

I just love these guys. They kill me! Like really, who took this picture? "Hey Bro - I need a new profile pic, I'm gonna go lie in the sand - try to get a good one."

If I ever saw this in action I would go kick sand in his eye. Again, you don't look hot - you look like a douche. 

Train Wreck of the Day 5/28/13

Happy Tuesday! This guy thought that his license pic was a better choice than his most recent mug shot to use as his main profile picture. 

Train Wreck of the Day 5/25/13

'Murica!

Train Wreck of the Day 5/24/13

Thanks for the tip Bro!

Train Wreck of the Day 5/22/13

This guy looks like a penis. That hat - and who the hell wears turtlenecks? The last time I saw a guy wear a turtleneck was 1992. Clearly when this pic was taken.

Train Wreck of the Day 5/20/13

Nothin says lovin more than a photo booth shot with your gay best friend. 

Train Wreck of the Day 5/16/13

Mr. Big Gunns here is an avid tanner, gym goer, and bicep lover. He is a self acclaimed "most selfies in a tanning bed" winner, enjoys long walks on the beach and his favorite food is a loaded hot dog from Sonic.

Train Wreck of the Day 5/14/13

Umm, thanks for showing me a pic of your crotch in leather pants? Wild man!

Train Wreck of the Day 5/13/13

It's a bird, it's a plane, no - it's a squirrel?

Train Wreck of the Day 5/10/13

Some people go all out for a profile pic. They even put their faces on other people so they can look cooler than they really are. If he wanted to look cool he shoulda put up a pic with Clooney!

Train Wreck of the Day 5/9/13

Standing naked, spread eagle against the wall - and this dude is 42. Give it up Fabio. Even the Golden Girls don't wanna see shit like this.

Smooth Like....

Train Wreck of the Day 5/7/13

Looks like Target is having a 40% off sale on baby clothes. What a great place to take your profile pic.

Train Wreck of the Day 5/5/13

Happy Cinco De Mayo! May you find a mustache as serious as this one. Get after it!

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This is the best profile I have ever seen. This guy (or whatever he is) should be a comedian. There is so much to say, and his "Purrents" just hang their heads in shame. Happy Friday, and you're welcome.

ICretarded

They get more original by the minute

Train Wreck of the Day 5/2/13

Can flip phones even take pictures? This shot lets me know 3 things:

1. You don't have any money
2. You don't have any brains
3. You don't have a freakin clue

Train Wreck of the Day 5/1/13

So, I'm confused. Is this your engagement picture or your online dating profile picture? Either way - it's tragic.