Train Wreck of the Day 6/27/13

We have all heard of the cat ladies, but what about the cat guys? Not sure this is a great way to advertise yourself since you already look crazy. 

Train Wreck of the Day 6/26/13

Thanks for giving us a clear view of your back and disgusting bathroom. Epic. 

Train Wreck of the Day 6/25/13

So I can't really call this one a train wreck, because there is nothing wrong with this pic. I have just never had a little person ask me out for a date before. How does this work? Clearly I can't wear heels, and if I wear a dress he may be looking up it. Do I pick him up? Do I have to order a booster seat at the restaurant? There are a lot of questions I need answered.  

Roses are Red...

Well, I have never received a poem on this site. Couldn't have said it better myself. You are the thorn in my ass, and no, I still don't want to go out with you. 

Train Wreck of the Day 6/24/13

I get that he says this is a magazine shot, but come on dude - what's with the garbage can drawings? They couldn't find any real props to spice up the pic? Hey, go on a date with me and we can sit on this ledge and have imaginary visions of our date. 

Train Wreck of the Day 6/21/13

Listen up Hercules - nice collage. Nice ponytail. Nice non muscles. Nice do-rag. Sign me up for a date ASAP. I'm sure you will take me to the Golden Corral for a low country boil! 

Train Wreck of the Day 6/20

It's not very often that I am rendered speechless, but it has happened. This is just too unbelievable not to post. How anyone thinks this is appropriate to put on their profile is beyond me!

Train Wreck of the Day 6/19/13

Hey Mom, can you take a few shots of my muscles? And just in case the first or second muscle pic doesn't do it for you, you have 5 chances to see how big of a douche bag this guy is! His Mom is really proud. 

Train Wreck of the Day 6/18/13

This guy is more angry than Eminem! Looks like someone has received a few messages telling him that his 9 shirtless selfies are a bit tacky! Maybe he should take a hint and listen to the people!

Train Wreck of the Day 6/17/13

Is this dancing though? I mean - this looks like a PG S&M thing and not so much a dance. She looks like she's auditioning to be the next Showgirl. Break it down guy, break it down. 

Train Wreck of the Day 6/13/13

This guy doesn't want to be judged. Sorry dude, you are on the wrong site for that. Maybe you want to check out Christian Mingle, because I'm judging you. Hard. Also, sad to say this guy may be currently living in my home town. 

Train Wreck of the Day 6/12/13

This is a hickey if I ever saw one! Wow - he must have used the Hoover Vacuum 3000 to make that kind of mark! 

Train Wreck of the Day 6/7/13

This is a classic case of people posting pics of themselves that are literally from 1990. This guy has his profile pic as something that looks scanned - so clearly before digital cameras, and he's wearing an awful bro tank. He has a full head of dark hair and looks in his 20's. The caption reads - "A Few...years back."  His profile says he is 47. 

After you scroll through about 5 scanned pics, you finally get to one where he looks over 40 - but I'm sure it's still 5 years old. No one cares about what you looked like 20 years ago - they only care about what you look like now. Also, your fashion could use some work. 

Train Wreck of the Day 6/6/13

Are those Rosary Beads hanging from your mirror? And are those pink towels? These guys really need better marketing tips on how to promote themselves. 

Train Wreck of the Day 6/5/13

The only thing worse than a mirror selfie in the bathroom, is a mirror selfie in a public bathroom. I mean, spare us the urinal shots, and an even more grotesque  bathroom than your own. We can't even see your face in these anyway so really what are you trying to show off? Your arms aren't that great. Gross. 

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So, what you're saying is....you workout?

Train Wreck of the Day 6/3/13

This guy thinks - Jean Claude Van Damme I'm fine! Is this fine display of flexibility supposed to get me all hot and bothered? I didn't think so.